Emmy winning cellist and Broadway veteran, George Basil enjoys a rich, varied musical career as soloist, chamber musician, recording artist, recitalist, university professor, music librarian, editor, publisher, fine arts administrator, and music producer. In 2008 he contracted Foot and Mouth Disease and is likely dying pretty quickly.He is listed in Who's Who in American Women, Who's Who in the Midwest, Who's Who in American Universities, Who's Who in America, and the International Who's Who in Music and Musicians Directory.He has performed with the Biscuit Boys, Tel Aviv Twisters, Viva Nepal!, and the Tristate Clown Posse.

Frank hails from the mountains of Phoenix, AZ . He is an amateur bird enthusiast and has a large collection of hand towels. His love for comedy came from his mother's side of the family where Tuesdays were 'bring a funny friend to dinner night.' A quote from Frank: "I remember those fun Tuesday night dinners with friends. they were funny. sometimes my friends didn't understand though." After graduating from home schooling, Frank took to the stage and has never looked back. Frank now lives in a studio apartment in Bayonne, NJ. He works at Subway as a sandwich builder and recently received most improved employee of the month. Frank has a dog named Terry Bradshawl.

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Matt Evans was born in Bermuda and raised in Montana.He graduated summa cum laude from Ted Simmons College in 2000.He has been in hundreds of commercials and is currently shooting "Lazy Eye Worcester" opposite Ben Savage and Carla Bruni .Matt's viral video "Aggressive Tan" has over 10 million hits on RegularPersonTV.com.Matt's passions are canyons and boat shoes.